We wouldn’t be surprised if you’re imagining somebody you know quite well who displays these unmistakable traits revealing their fixation on hair perfection!

Our editorial will dive into the 8 signs that you or someone you love might just have a touch of hair snobbery!

1. Critiquing Others’ Hair Choices

Constructive criticism has its time and place, but for the hair snob, no hairstyle or hair care routine is safe from their discerning eye.

Whether it’s a coworker’s DIY haircut or a friend’s adventurous colour choice, they’ll find a way to subtly (or not-so-subtly) express their disapproval.

You know, you’re at a social event and the snob has made 10 comments in the space of 2 mins! Yeah them! That’s the snob!

There’s no better comparison than the wine snobs who turn up their noses at anything less than a rare vintage from a remote vineyard in France

2. Dismissing Budget-Friendly Options

A hallmark trait of the hair snob is their tendency to turn up their noses at anything less than the most expensive, salon-exclusive hair products and treatments.

From shampoo to styling tools, they scoff at the notion of settling for anything less than the crème de la crème of hair care. DIY gives them the ICK!

Mention drugstore brands or homely solutions in their presence and prepare to be met with a disdainful eyeroll or a condescending sigh.

3. Name Dropping

“Did you hear about how Jessica Alba’s stylist personally recommended this new hair treatment to me on my insta comments?”

Ever met someone who can’t seem to carry on a conversation without name-dropping their hairstylist’s latest celebrity client or the prestigious salon they frequent?

Chances are, you’ve encountered a hair snob in the wild.

For them, dropping the names of renowned stylists and exclusive hair care brands isn’t just a conversational quirk—it’s a subtle flex designed to establish their status!

4. Refusing to Experiment

While some view hair as a canvas for self-expression and creativity, the hair snob sees it as a status symbol to be maintained at all costs.

The mere suggestion of hair experimenting will result in a facial expression as if you asked them to shave their head bald for the red carpet.

For the hair snob outside the bounds of conventionality is a risk not worth taking—and heaven forbid anyone suggest otherwise.

They mostly stick to what’s worked for them and that’s their signature hairstyles!

5. Judging Natural Hair

Embracing one’s natural hair texture or color is a beautiful form of self-acceptance for many, but for the hair snob, it’s an unforgivable sin against good taste.

Whether it’s curls, kinks, or coils, they’ll find a way to denigrate anything that strays from their narrow definition of “acceptable” hair.

In their eyes, anything less than sleek, straight locks is nothing short of an affront to decency.

6. Obsessing Over Perfection

Striving for that elusive perfect hair day is no longer a goal but a standard which for the most part becomes a personality trait.

They spare no expense in their pursuit of flawless locks, dedicating themselves to frequent salon visits, investing in top-of-the-line styling tools, or hours in the mirror.

To the hair snob, anything less than hair perfection is deemed a personal failure—and they’ll stop at nothing to ensure they never fall short of their lofty standards.

7. Overemphasis on Trends

Some of the best secrets for perfect hair involves staying away from the trends & making the classics hairstyles your signature look.

Snobs however meticulously follow every new hairstyle, hair colour, and hair care fad with the fervour of a zealot that’s pushed down their social media feed.

In real time there imagine what their hair will look like and how it will stand out amongst their peers!

After all, in the fast-paced world of follicular fashion, yesterday’s trendsetter is today’s has-been.

8. They take Credit at any given notice

Friends “Oh hey Claire we love your new hairdo”.

Claire “Aww Thanks, I got it done yesterday”.

Snob “Yeah, I told Claire she needed to get something done, that Rachel Haircut was so 90s”.

It’s not about genuine appreciation for their friend trusting their advice; it’s about bolstering their own image as the ultimate authority on all things hair-related.

In their world, even the slightest compliment is an opportunity to assert their supposed expertise and superiority, I mean snobs are gona snob right?

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So, the next time you find yourself in the company of a self-proclaimed hair connoisseur, take their opinions with a grain of salt.

After all, in the end, it’s not about conforming to someone else’s standards—it’s about feeling fabulous in your own skin, or in this case, your own hair.

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It’s likely you’ll conjure an image of someone you know all too well embodying these unmistakable traits!

Our editorial we’ll embark on a quest to uncover the 8 red flags that may just reveal whether you or a cherished acquaintance harbour a touch of beard snobbery!

Here are the 8 Beard Snob Red Flags

1. Critiquing Others’ Beards

Step into a predominately male space like the gym and the beard snob is comparing his beard against the other men while critiquing.  

This behaviour isn’t limited to any specific setting; a beard snob is a beard snob in most settings, social parties or in the office they just must let their thoughts be known.

Whether it’s pointing out uneven growth, sparse patches, or a less-than-perfect shape, they’re always quick to offer unsolicited advice on how to improve someone else’s beard.

2. Exclusive Product Usage Only

If you find yourself turning up your nose at mainstream brands or insisting that only the most exclusive oils and balms will do for your facial hair, you might be veering into beard snob territory.

Yes, beard snobs make it very apparent to share their beard care products onto others since it worked for them, the conversation turns into an affiliate sales pitch!

Thanks, but no thanks buddy I’ll stick to what I’m using!

3. Gatekeeping Beard Culture

Beard snobs are notorious gatekeepers of beard culture, believing that only those who meet their strict criteria can truly be considered part of the beard community.

This full sense of ego only increases as they use free time to attend things such as the Moustache Championships and other beard branded events.

Feeling apart of these communities somehow creates the illusion that thoughts on mens beards are the new set standard, effectively shutting out anyone who doesn’t fit their narrow criteria.

4. Name-Dropping

“Met Rick Ross at the International Beard and Moustache Championships last year, he said my beard is BOSS.”

Yeah, he just couldn’t wait to tell us about his 5 second interaction he had with Rick Ross over the weekend to solidify his status as a beard authority figure in the friendship group!

Whether it’s dropping the names of obscure beard styles or boasting about the famous beard aficionados they’ve rubbed elbows with, beard snobs love to flaunt their knowledge and connections within the beard community.   

For them, having a well-connected beard is just as important as having a well-groomed one.

5. Inflexible Views on Beard Care

This is what it would look like in real life, the Beard Snob might dismiss the latest trend in beard oils as a passing fad, unworthy of consideration by any serious beard enthusiast.

Offer them a new, highly reviewed styling balm, and they’ll wave it off, citing allegiance to their one trusted brand, tried, and tested through the years.

Introduce them to a new grooming technique, and they’re likely to meet it with scepticism, if not outright disdain. Their refusal to entertain new ideas in beard care is often met with internal resentment from the snob towards them.

6. Using Beard as Status Symbol

To a beard snob, a well-maintained beard isn’t just a facial accessory—it’s a status symbol. The thing that keeps them up at night as they google how to grow a beard

Ok maybe a little bit of an exaggeration but you get the point.

They see their beard as a reflection of their masculinity, sophistication, and social standing, and they’re quick to judge others based on the presence or absence of facial hair.

7. Takes Credit for Beard Style Recommendations

Friends: “Mike your beards really grown, suits you too”

Mike “Thanks man, bought some good beard oil from the beard club”.

Snob “Yeah, I recommended that to Mike and made sure he didn’t buy any of the crap he was using before, plus he also bought the same balm too, so I’ll take the credit”.

Beard snobs love to play the role of the beard guru, doling out style recommendations and grooming tips as if they invented them themselves. They’ll happily take credit.

8. There personal brand and personality – BEARD!

Meeting new people and immediately drawing attention to their 1 attribute, you guessed it, their beard.

Its how they leverage their online influence so we can see how this could go to their head.

Establishing authority in any domain is a challenge so they make it their life mission, and sometimes, unfortunately, make this all their known for!

Think all the best men in Hollywood with the best beards, now whilst they might be adored for their whiskers there also versatile in their gifts, talents & personalities.

So if your going to be a beard self-obsessed lover just make sure your not a 1 trick pony!

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